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MDUBB IS YOUR HERO

- MAD READERS -

From Sutol:

"*Gasps* I can't believe you just cracked on Janet! Honey was worKING that Red catsuit in the "Feedback" video. You gotta admit she's killing a lot of girls half her age, even if Jermaine is short as hell."

MAD RESPONSE: Uhhhh...has anyone even watched that "Feedback" video? Why is her buzz already gone?

From BINO:

"SOULJA BOY ASS FRONTIN. I AINT NEVA HAD SHIT TO SAY BAD ABOUT HIM BUT BLOOD LIEING N SHIT. YUMS STARTING IN DALLAS AND HE AINT COME UP WITH NONE OF THOSE SHOES. WE BEEN ROCKING THEM HOES DOWN HERE FOR AWHILE. THEY MIGHT HAVE EXPANDED BUT HE AINT CAME UP WIT SHIT. EVER SINCE HE CAME DOWN HERE AND PERFROMED MY DOUGIE WIT LIL WILL HIS ASS BEEN THINKING HE FROM THE D"

MAD RESPONSE: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU seem to know what's up in respect to this situation.

From Sydeswype:

"How old is Ne-Yo exactly, cause that hairline is like daaaaaaaamn!!!! And even though T-Pain is lookin' more like Flavor Flav every week, I'm diggin' those Aqua Teen Hunger Force chians."

MAD RESPONSE: Ne-Yo lookin' like he pushin' 40...better than that orange hair he had back in the day.

- NEW MONICA -

For any Monica fans out there (Smithzer I see you), the R&B songstress is expected to release a new single in June and a new album in July. No word yet on whether or not Brandy will be carrying her luggage.

- LAZY -

Snoop is hittin' that smoke WAY too hard. In the new issue of XXL, the D-O-double G says that he didn't write one song on his new album. Who is he Celine Dion?

- GEORGE W. IS...UH...FUCK IT JUST WATCH -



- OUCH -

Juelz Santana stopped by to chat with Angie Martinez and had this to say about his relationship currently with Cam'Ron:

"Me and Cam gotta work some things out, bottom line," the rapper said. "I came in the game when I was young right, so it's no reason for me - to have accomplished and did as much as I did - to be getting treated the same way as I was treated when I just came in."

Boy Cam sure fucked up Dipset didn't he? Jim Jones won.

- LIGHTING UP THE REMIX -

WILD!!! There is a rumor going around that Kanye will be releasing a remix of "Flashing Lights" featuring none other than 50 cent!!! I could see this record being HUGE!

- DAMN -

Quincy Jones is hittin' this...chick is 21



- CALL BIRDMAN -

I can't confirm this, but I am told that this # 1-504-322-4477 is a spot where you can leave Birdman a message and let him know what you think of his album "5 * Stunna"...or just tell him what you think of him kissing Weezy.

- BARACK HAS GOT JIGGA ON SPEED DIAL -

The Insider asked Barack Obama what celebrity's # would people be most surprised to see in his cell phone...and this is what Obama had to say:

"Jay-Z would proabbly surprise a few people. I think he's a talented rapper, with a great gift. I'm not sure if anyone would be shocked though."

Yeah well Hillary has got T-Pain in hers and dude is about to help her use the vocoder for her speeches.

...ThE MaD wRiTeR's EyE GaSmS...

Janet Jackson MTV spoofs



The Real get...uh...real for Foxy



Weezy F



Jimmy Kimmel is fuckin' Ben Affleck



Let it be known...I WANNA SLAM MARIAH



Ye and Estelle



Snoop talks Sexual Eruption