Well...it looks like white kids are now allowed to say nigger. Either that, or Nas doesn't sell any copies of his new album "N*gger". I don't know how to pronounce an asterisk when saying the word so I'm assuming kids will say "excuse me sir, I'm looking for "Nigger"."

The MAD one has thought about a scenario (word to Tribe) that might occur when white kids are looking for Nas's new album. Follow me kiddies...

BEST BUY

Young Dave, a white 16 year-old high school student leaves Abercrombie & Fitch and starts to head home with his mom. But wait, amidst all of the Christmas shopping and talk of "what the hell are we going to get Uncle John?” it dawns on Dave that Nas's new album has hit stores! For whatever reason, Dave has yet to download it for free from the Internet like everyone else. Dave says to his mom "turn around, I gotta go to Best Buy!" Dave's mom tells her son "honey, Christmas is coming up...don't you think you're going to get enough presents?" Before Dave says anything else he thinks about the Rhymefest song "More" and realizes he's the "white kid that got cut off" but he still wants "more." He tells his mom that he wants to buy one CD and he'll pay for it with the money from his job at the hockey arena. His mom says ok and asks "what CD is it?" Dave says "Nas's new album" to which his mom replies "don't you have a Nas (she pronounces it NAZ) CD at home? I saw it on your desk." Dave explains it's a new album. His mom asks "what's it called?" and Dave says "Nigger." A look of shock comes across her face as she proceeds to turn the car around and do whatever her son tells her. Yep, that'll show him.

Dave arrives at Best Buy and looks for Esco's new album. It doesn't seem to be on the racks. Is it sold out? It can't be Dave thinks. CDs don't sell out EVER anymore. Since he can't find it, Dave begins to look for the first white employee he can find. He finds "Mike" and he's about as white as they come. You know, like watching "Wings" while scrap booking white. Dave says "hey, do you know where that new Nas album is?" Mike lets Dave know that he only sells fridges but Leroy over in Games & Music would be happy to help him. Leroy is paged and he makes his way over to Dave. "What's up?" says Leroy. "What's up? I'm looking for the new Nas album" says Dave. "Yeah cool come with me" says Leroy. In his mind, Dave thinks "Yes, I didn't even have to say the title." Leroy walks Dave over to a CD rack and hands him "Stillmatic." Dave realizes that Leroy, even though black as night and using slang, doesn't know SHIT about Hip-Hop!!! The Nas section is empty. Dave says "no, this isn't the new album...it's the one that just came out." Leroy says "cool homey...what's the name? I'll look it up in the computer." Dave proceeds to shit his pants. It's then that Dave realizes it isn't ok for him to call his Roc-A-Wear'ed out white friends "niggas." "So what's the name?" says Leroy. "Uhhhh...well...um..." Dave stumbles and continues to stall. "You know what? Instead can you show me where the new Chingy album is?" Leroy looks Dave up and down and says "Man fuck Chingy!!! That muthafucka ran out on DTP like that and comes crawlin' back with some bullshit ass songs with Huey! Fuck that muthafucka!!! I know what album you want. The "Nigger" album. Why you aint just say it homey? Get the fuck outta here! I'm on lunch break."

Nas "N*gger" December 11!!!