You know what it is! It's ThE mAd wRiTeR up in this 1nce again. I have to apologize for my prolonged journal absence. As y'all can see I've been holdin' the Rumorz somethin' keeeeeeeeeeeerazy and I haven't had much time to dip into my journal. But I'm here to do this shit so let's get right into it...

You love Pop music. Yeah I said it. Even you fuck head gangstas that listen to Papoose from the time you wake up 'til the time you rest ya head. You might hear it on the radio, with your girl, shit you might even rock it in your car (with the volume turned down). Anywayz bitches, I thought we could have a little look at some of ThE mAd wRiTeR's favorite POP SHIT...I'm puttin it all out in the open. I'll give you my comments on why I think these songs are good and if you disagree with me, as usual, fuck you.

Ok first off if you say this song ain't catchy you are a complete liar and you should probably continue sitting and waiting for the new Ja Rule album. I think the best thing about this video was that the fruitcake from N Sync wasn't in it (if you remember he had a little part in the song...ok maybe that was just me). The girls were pretty bangin' too...wasn't one of them smashin' it with Kurupt?



Here it is. Justin Timberlake's transformation into a black person. I would say this is really when it all started rollin' for J.T. The Nelly spot in the video says for Justin "Hey I'm gangsta...but only Gangsta enough to hang with a guy that did a song with Tim McGraw". This was also the beginning of the downfall for the rest of the group. The fat guy went and did movies, the astronaut turned raging homosexual went and did...uh...other raging homosexuals, the guy with the shitty corn rows is probably coked up huge somewhere right now and that JC guy started plotting his Justin Timberlake impersonation.



You ain't gangsta. You know what gangsta is? Writing well crafted Pop/Rock songs while you are so messed up on the white stuff that you think a white dude rockin' an afro looks good. This song is fuckin blazin!!! Straight up! And if you listen to the lyrics, I think it's about virgins and tryin' to snatch the cherry...or am I high???



WARNING: ThE mAd wRiTeR will kill for this girl. That means you, you aaaaaand you as well. Joss Stone is bangin' like a $2 hooker (bad analogy). But fa real, she's hot plus she fucks with Questlove and Common. The Latino heart breaker in the video should have jumped out of the apartment window...and then got hit by a bus.



Anyone know if these dudes are still alive? This was a cool ass song. White people might remember them using this shit on "FRIENDS". The lead singer looks a bit like a mental patient but he's got a pretty catchy voice. The look of the video has 90s rock written all over it. LMFAO at the sideshow bob lookin' guy in the video trying to get with the girl.



Well the lead singer Adam Duritz is dope off the bat because he nailed Jennifer Aniston AND Courtney Cox before they were polluted with Hollywood superstar love juice AKA when they were hot. This is probably one of the catchiest songs of all-time. You'll notice I could only find the video with the Spanish subtitles...



You know you do a lot of drugs when you start to resemble heroin. Maaaaan...the lead singer is a mess but he's everything rock n roll is supposed to be. Carefree, drugged up and near death. How he found the time between shoot ups to write such a catchy ass song is beyond me. You gotta love the police station scene. Us hood dudes usually don't get frisked by bangin' bitches with their tits hangin' out at the station...just doesn't happen.



Any dude that's ever been to a club when this shit comes on has a special place in their heart for it. The girls go nuts for this track and start tryin' to get their Britney on. Things I love about this video:

- Britney sweating
- Britney sweating
- Britney sweating
- Britney sweating

This was pre-baby and crazy Britney. Maaaaan...she used to have a lot of dudes jerkin off to her videos. It just doesn't happen anymore...unless you're Kevin Federline or J.R. Rotem.



This has gotta be one of the greatest songs of all-time that you won't admit to anyone you like. I admit it...this song is fuckin ill...ok not ill but it's damn good Whitney. See Whitney, you didn't need the crack for a hit. Look at Houston in the video though...she is lookin' good. I bet Ray J wishes he was hittin' it back then. The hair is off the wall...she got as much crimpin' goin as Snoop does crippin'.



Wow...I had never seen this video until now. These guys look really gay. I still dig the song but uh yeah. Weren't the videos high tech back in the day? Here...hold a fuckin tambourine and wear a bad suit. If you say this song isn't catchy and doesn't stick in your head then you must be gettin' your Foxy Brown on.